38 Witty Memes for the Bickering, Nagging Old Married Couples (May 16, 2024)

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Briana Viser • Writer and Editor
May 16, 2024 1:00 PM EDT

Welcome mothers and wives of the internet. As a woman who's stood through thick and thin with her husband, this is not an easy feat. Maybe you feel embittered across the years, you've developed resentments or annoyances, but you've stuck it through, which is something you can be proud of. And the truth is that even through all the banter and nagging, you love your husband now more than you could ever imagine because of all the obnoxious turmoil. 

You see him in a different light, one of appreciation for all he's done for you and the family. It's about the good times, and getting through the bad times together. Remember, if you're having a fight it shouldn't be against each other, but each other against the problem, something external. So here's to thick and thin, to nagging each other about where you left the remote, to the fight because your sister-in-law hates you, because of the grudge about the bathroom sink, here's to old married couples. 

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  • 01
    When my husband unloads the dishwasher once. It ain't much, but it's honest work
    via youandmeandrainbows
  • 02
    Mommy Owl @Lhlodder Follow My husband and I don't flush the toilet at night so we don't wake each other up with the whooshing sound and that, ladies and gentlemen, is romance after marriage.
    via @Lhlodder Follow
  • 03
    Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn Follow Relationship status: My wife asked me what I wanted for dinner and then told me I was wrong.
    via @XplodingUnicorn
  • 04
    HAVING TO PAUSE & REWIND YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW REPEATEDLY BECAUSE YOUR SPOUSE TALKS DURING THE MOST CLIMACTIC PART makeameme.org
    via makeameme.org
  • 05
    not the WORST mom @nottheworstmom I didn't even know it was possible to argue about a topic you agree on until I got married.
    via @nottheworstmom
  • 06
    Ally Hord @hordie My husband and I decided to start saying "I need attention", and honestly, it's a real relationship timesaver.
    via @hordie
  • 07
    Housy Wife @wife_housy Follow Sorry. I was late because I had to find all the things that were in plain sight for my husband.
    via @wife_housy
  • 08
    Wedding vows should include.... "Do you promise to always help him find his stuff that is right in front of him" because you will be doing that forever.
    via youandmeandrainbows
  • 09
    AN INVISIBILITY CLOAK, BUT IT'S JUST ME WEARING A PICTURE OF MY HUSBAND ON MY FACE WHILE THE KIDS WALK AROUND CALLING FOR ME. Mommy Casses
    via Mommy Casses
  • 10
    My husband just told our four-year-old that the rhythm is gonna get him, and now our kid is bawling and won't go to bed. @nochillpreschooler
    via @nochillpreschooler
  • 11
    When you fall asleep 5 minutes into the movie you and your wife just started I'm sorry...I used to be much stronger. THE DAD
    via THE DAD
  • 12
    MY WIFE TALKING ABOUT WANTING ANOTHER BABY THE DAD ME
    via youandmeandrainbows
  • 13
    Husband: *giggling, reaching in pocket* Wife: Please don't- Husband: Clean Strip PREMIUM Stripper ONGEST PASTE Klean Strip M Stripper S 15 MOVER O $1 NE ANDRICA Klean Strip REM St Strippe ALTO $658 n THE DAD
    via THE DAD
  • 14
    Cydni Beer @cydbeer Husband *sends picture of our red leather couch covered in permanent marker* "Our children destroy everything." Me *sends picture of my post pregnancy "EVERYTHING"
    via @cydbeer
  • 15
    Momarazzi. @Mirimade Follow If I became a ghost, I'd just be petty. Like throwing the bread at my husband's head when he doesn't close the bag and sprinkling his beard hair on his pillow when he leaves it all over the sink. And writing "Close the garage door" on the wall in blood. >
    via @Mirimade
  • 16
    When your husband is unexpectedly home and you don't want him to see all the clothes you just bought. @wivesnightin Look away!
    via @wivesnightin
  • 17
    Milk Wench @semisocialbird Tbh having your kid look exactly like your husband is like doing most of the work on a group project and he still gets the higher grade
    via @semisocialbird
  • 18
    Marriage And Martinis @MarriageMartini If repeating the same sentence 12 days in a row only to have your husband tell you that you "definitely never told him that" sounds awesome, then being a wife might be right for you. .
    via @MarriageMartini
  • 19
    SARA BUCKLEY @nottheworstmom *at a dinner party* Friends: ugh I thought you said you weren't going to bring your "weird roommate" Husband: I hate that you call me that
    via @nottheworstmom
  • 20
    Dad and Buried @DadandBuried *heading out with friends* Me: I'll try to be back earlyish. Wife: Why? Once the kids are in bed, I don't need you anymore. Me: Wow. Wife: Just give me enough time to watch a movie and don't die.
    via @DadandBuried
  • 21
    Him: Babe you sleep? Her: PS4: *BEEP* Her: UH UH TURN IT OFF
    via youandmeandrainbows
  • 22
    When I find my husbands shirt that was right where I said it would be.
    via youandmeandrainbows
  • 23
    9 April Got married 9 April 000 Sameer and 25 others 3 comments Like Comment Share Sameer Pls don't share ur personal problems here Like Reply
    via Sameer
  • 24
    Secrets to a Happy Marriage Separate Phone Chargers FAMILY Separate Bathrooms MOM DAD Separate Netflix Profiles
    via FAMILY
  • 25
    Follow Abam Droud @AdamBroud [Married Wife: What are you wearing? Me: Just my underwear Wife: So you still haven't done the laundry? ME: No I have not RETWEETS LIKES 226 734 9:07 PM-21 Apr 2016 10 £7 226 734 ***
    via @AdamBroud
  • 26
    My wife left me in charge on the shower curtain
    via youandmeandrainbows
  • 27
    Husbands are the best people to share secrets with. They'll never tell anyone, because they aren't even listening.
    via youandmeandrainbows
  • 28
    Me and my husband pretending to be surprised when the babysitter tells us our kid wasn't good @MOMOFIANDDONE
    via @MOMOFIANDDONE
  • 29
    My husband and I having a stare off over who deserves to be more tired Not The Worst Mom
    via youandmeandrainbows
  • 30
    No Idea: Daddy Blog @byclintedwards My wife has a "hand wash only" casserole dish that got a pretty harsh reality check in the dishwasher today. #ThugLife
    via @byclintedwards
  • 31
    The husband trying to arrive late and in silence, but the wife uses a technology that neither NASA has.
    via youandmeandrainbows
  • 32
    NOW SHE KNOWS HOW I FEEL... WHEN SHE IS SHOPPING FOR CLOTHES
    via youandmeandrainbows
  • 33
    Trying to be after destroying a bag of Whole Foods chocolate croissants like for my husband as Kate • have do
    via youandmeandrainbows
  • 34
    REALA When I tell my kid no, so they ask my wife hoping she'll say yes, but she also says no ERICA DADASS
    via youandmeandrainbows
  • 35
    My husband: Where are my shoes? Me: By the door. My husband: All right, then. Keep your secrets.
    via youandmeandrainbows
  • 36
    I'll check with The Queen when I get a chance Do we ever have the power of veto no
    via youandmeandrainbows
  • 37
    When my husband tries using a back rub to trick me into
    via youandmeandrainbows
  • 38
    Special designed bed for married couples after 5 years... For those married for more than 10 years, electric fence is available... @DirtyHumorr
    via youandmeandrainbows

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